Picking A Target:
If you wanna kill a ninja, you're gonna need to find a ninja. Unfortunately, like Osama Bin Laden, ninjas are very well hidden and are very hard to find without thousands of soldiers searching for one. But unlike Osama, ninjas aren't only in Afghanistan and underground! Ninjas can be anywhere, but most likely there will probably be a ninja behind your back and when you turn around!! He goes back to behind your back with a knife. If you don't move or turn around for more than 30 hours...the ninja will kill you with the knife! Ninjas are masters of deception, and will therefore typically be hidden in your surroundings. Observe the people around, but what you shouldn't look for are people who you could imagine are ninjas. They are incredible actors, so when locating ninjas, the ninja is likely hidden as the most unninja amongst the people you know. Therefore, by definition, attacking the most fail person you know, and there is a high possibility that you've just killed a ninja.
Make Sure He's A Real Ninja...
A lot of people try to pretend to be ninjas, but they're not ninjas. Those are just common folk that are into Naruto...Unless they have followed the HowTo Become A Ninja guide. But those people never cosplay as retarded losers; they usually cosplay as real Ninjas, like Yoshimistu, Altair, and the French Spiderman. Make sure they are a real ninja, because if he isn't and you kill him, that is murder and you will be arrested. Plus, Jesus will hate you for committing murder, and Jesus is like fifty ninjas (and ten Chuck Norrises) put together, so be careful. Remember, real Ninjas (notice the Capital 'N') never cosplay, they disguise themselves. That's a good start for identification. Duh...
Ugh I'm bored....
catch ya later people.
ps- If you are reading this article you probably don't have a life because you probably live on the internet..... =]
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