Het Handboek! Part 3

The Manual.

                                                                 Il Manuale.

El manuelo.

Das Handbuch.

                     O Manual.

                       Le Manuel.

2011. 2nd Edition Part 3

------------------------------------------If Found Please Return To M.D or Ashley Nikole----------------------------------

So, a little note about this.Just in case it confuses people and you're too goddamn lazy to read Het Handboek part 1 or part 2. So some history you probably SHOULD have read if you creeped the first Het Handboek: This was supposed to be the 2nd edition (obviously lol) of the first Manuel. On surviving like, everything. Like life. Zombies.... and yeah everything random under the sun I thought was relative at the time. It's a very cute (jk totally MANLY) small black MOLESKINE journal thing.  It was something to hopefully make a great guys day in case it was shitty (Afghanistan or if he was just bored as fuck), or to remind him how retarded I am. (duh, Mission Accomplished)...Anyways...if I never get the 1st Edition back I totally understand. It was TOOO EPICCCC for words! But yeah, I totally understand if he "forgets" to put it in the box if in fact...he sends the box. But whatever, anyways this is what the 2nd Edition contains:

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I hope you're ready for Part 3....even if you aren't, its happening anyways.

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20 wings at
publix is wayyy
cheaper than 8 wings.
(a pound) 

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Family Budget:

Another child:
$250,000

Vasectomy:
FREE

Good lord, the signs in Florida are 
WACK.

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Are the highways in 
Afghanistan "air 
patrolled"?

And what the
FUCK does that
even mean?!

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HIGHWAY FUN:

*WHILE NOT RECOMMENDED
throw chicken wings 
at cones and/or new asphalt...
and some road workers.

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Any motels with 

a CITRUS fruit name....

   AVOID!

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Hey! Its page 69.

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When lost...if you find 

a cactus and are thirsty, do NOT drink

the "water" from it. I saw what 

happens when Sokka from Last Airbender 

(CARTOON OF COURSE) drank it...he went

momentarily CRAZY.

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You can do the 

same things in a

golf cart as you 

can in a jeep/4wheeler.

Trust me!

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                           Feb. 6, 2011

Mike got a 100% on 

a hooaher test this

day. 

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When traveling with me,

always remember to keep me clean.

These are my only pair of jeans.

The other pair was left on

our bed. LOL

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You are allowed to write

in "Dos".

Along with Manual #1

**side note: the 2nd Edition is also called

Dos. As in 2.

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One of your birthdays will

be celebrated at

Golden Gait Stables.

16668 Winners Circle

Barn 18

Delray Beach, FL 33446

561-376,5352

no idea why I put a comma there.

***side note: I actually put a comma there. Of course

I proceeded to point it out.

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Using compasses, improvised techniques

and common sense, one can 

navigate successfully without

the aid of high costly technology.

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The first Manual 

smells good.

                                                   :)

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If you are bored 

while driving make

funny faces to the people

in cars around you.

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When you eat a burger

you are eating more

than ONE COW.

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Did you know

a babys heart is

beating 18 days

after conception?

(this is where I drew the heartbeat)

Thank you Florida bilboard.

For creeping me out AGAIN.

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The gold in the 

pocket can be sold

to little kids 

in Afghanistan for

cool shit.

Uh, maybe. LOL

**side note: the MOLESKINE journal has a built in pocket

in the back that I put cool shit in. I think the first

one had 2 Peccary hairs. One of the animals in the zoo

I work at. This one has gold leaf in it, and a Golden Gait Stables

card.

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The End.

So, there probably won't be a 3rd Edition. I have no reason

to make him any more Editions... BUT if you have a loved one/friend/boyfriend in the military its a cute 

idea to make one. It might make

someones day a little better...

which I had hoped to do. 

Oh well.

Bye.