3 day weekend

So I had a 3 day weekend, which turned into a 4 day vacation from updating or something like that....MEHHHH. I don’t think it matters since no one is reading the site anymore. You’re all lazy douche-nozzles. Offended by that remark? Prove you exist. How? Idk. You figure it out.

Oh, and read on to find out why Batman is a dick.

See? Total DICK

Fucking Koalas....freaking PSYCHOTIC

Yeah Normy....yeah. Posessed.

Ohh Dean...

Starry Skies Above Me

She says "that I've been waiting for you"
And I know you've been chasing me too since they kidnapped me from a castle
I been thinking of you
I told her "fire breathing dragon he bet not harm me" or he be sorry when he meets my one man army
And thou has come to rescue me
My knight in shining armor yes you be
Woken up by the horn of an SUV
I said "see, too beautiful to let you sleep"

Nothin inside;

You're falling out of touch
And you're barley there
Keeping up with the rush
Just to go nowhere
We're lost our way, lost our way

I don't see it in your eyes
Just a cold blank stare
And no one's asking why
Why you don't seem to care
We're lost our way, lost our way

Shotgun;

Why don't you stay shotgun til the day I die?

Break down and believe

Just a voice inside you head
Whispering all the hope is dead
All the times you had to prove
That no one really loves you

I found you in a reflection
You didn't want me to see
I will give you all I have
Just look up, break down and believe

This is a glass parade
A fragile state
And I am trying not to break
And the stars are shining
The moon is right
And I would kill to be with you tonight

Wicked thing

I never dreamed I'd lose somebody like you
What a wicked thing to do...to make me dream of you.





I wanna fall in love...with you

Next in line;

My eyes are on the road...but my mind is on your body

Yeah I feel it comin on

They call him Hermit the Frog
He's looking for a dog
Did you find your bitch in me
Oh you're abominable socially
You're just a little bit too much like me

Come on skinny love

Who will love you?
Who will fight?
Who will fall far behind...

Right here someday;

Yellow streetlight, you illuminate the road so often traveled. In a dream life, I would silently observe your path to nowhere and you're gonna light me up, in a way I could never explain.

Always letting go could bring you closer leaving, doesn't mean that this is over, don't forget about the things that make you feel free.

I would love you Monday, through 'til Sunday if you're a non believer. Take me for an open-minded soldier, if you're a non believer.

Right here someday.

In the daylight, everything is so alive and full of meaning. Shadows falling, followed by the things that glow inside me, and you're gonna light me up in a way I could never explain.

Always letting go could bring you closer leaving, doesn't mean that this is over, don't forget about the things that make you feel free.

Hahahaha

i love this persons sister.

BLESS YOU LMAO

Trinity

You got a way of living your way say I want that

I try to live my life for the people who need a come back

There's too many problems to think that you can fix me

My name is called the world and I'm dying of unbelief see

I'm the kind of person who's strong and wants to react

So feel me when I fight for the cause of bringing hope back

Don't ask me where I'm going cuz I could never prove that

But I do have something to say

I am reaching from the depths of my soul

Hear me pleading I'm a child I'm the poor I am needing

To draw on your virtue you better believe it

Trinity don't say goodbye

And you know that time after time we will survive

That's why I'm still alive

Persuasion

Realize I want you

In the strangest way,

I create you

But I couldn't dream you up

They say I don't deserve you

When it's true that I would prefer you

Over anyone's persuasion

So I try to ignore you

It was hard 

And I just adored you

And I couldn't make you leave

But then

I started learning

And then you started a yearning

With your very sweet persuasion

Sunshine

Can't trust what each of us say at least for a month
Or two before I bid you a due
Do this one thing for me...outta the trillions of numbers that's in the world
Just leave me a few that lead to you


You're my sunshine.
You're my moonlight.

I'm your Dead Sea

You told me you were good at running awayDomestic life had never suited you like a suitcaseYou left with just the clothes on your backTook the rest when you took a napYes there are times we live for somebody elseYour father died and you decided to live it for yourselfYou felt you just felt it was timeBut I’m gladYou told me I was like the Dead SeaYou’ll never sink when you are with meOh lord I’m your Dead SeaOh oh I’m like the Dead SeaThe nicest words you ever said to meHoney can’t you see I was born to beBe your Dead SeaI’ve been down I’ve been defeatedYou're the message I will headedWill you stay, will you stay the night?

The Lumineers- Dead Sea

Find peace

I don't know how
You stop a wreck in the streets
They move too fast
And the driver's asleep
I just wish
We could find peace
We always hit first base
And then we regret
That we don't know each other yet
Then we say
That we're leaving

What if
We start over
Right now
Come back together
And break down


The Paper Tongues

Perspiration drips

Four long years
I don't know where I've gone
but I'm awake now, so withdrawn
like pennies on the beach
king kills pawn
no one sheds a tear
life goes on
and the world gets colder every year

and you decide when you come and go
And you kept me wondering if you’ll let me know
and I've waited in the shadows down below
and you've kept me wondering if it's worth wondering 

all my thoughts, crowd my head
and sweat inside my mind
perspiration drips
and waters down the time
like sea glass tumbling 
all your dreams, lost among the wind
Get trapped inside my net
and I’ll place them, in the sauna in my head
where they'll melt together there
where they'll melt together there

and you decide when you come and go
And you left me wondering if you’ll let me know
and I've waited in the shadows down below
and you've kept me wondering if it's worth wondering

Overkill

Have I said too much, or not enough? Is it overkill or is it giving up, 
just to measure out the distance of an echo's reach? 
If it's all broken mirrors and a chance roll of the dice, 
then I'll risk for a glimpse of accidental light.

It took a million wrong notes;

Oh, our futures were written with crayons in coloring books
It was misspelled and outside the lines and we loved how it looked
Like the crooked hem of your favorite childhood dress
And the holes in my jeans from years of carelessness
I know since we've grown, we ache for those memories
Honestly, nothing's even compared to you next to me, next to me

When the words came to you for the first time, you knew you were hooked
And the pride that you felt at the last page of your first book
And the bravery I forced when I sang to an audience of three
Well, it took a million wrong notes just to find a single melody and key
I know since we've grown we plea for clarity
Honestly, nothing's ever made sense til you were next to me, next to me

If time is money, then I'll spend it all for you
I will buy you flowers with the minutes we outgrew
I'll turn hours into gardens, planted just for us to take
I'll be reckless with my days, building castles in your name

Since we've grown, we long for concrete things
Honestly, nothing's felt so sure than when you were next to me, next to me

So lets cut down the red tape and gather up the pieces of our youth
Cause there's nothing in this world we can't fix with some scissors and glue

Innocent Housekeeper

Dedication

To All of You,

Thanks for not caring about my housekeeping

skills. Or the lack thereof.

Love ya 
xo

You stole my star

Once upon a time somebody ran
Somebody ran away saying fast as I can
I got to go
Once upon a time we fell apart
You holding in your hands
The two halves of my heart

Once upon a time we're burning bright
Now all we ever seem to do is fight
On and on
And on and on and on
Once upon a time on the same side
Once upon a time on the same side in the same game
And why'd you have to go
Have to go and throw it all in my face

I could've been a princess, you'd be a king
Could've had a castle and worn a ring
But no, you let me go
I could've been a princess, you'd be a king
Could've had a castle and wore a ring
But no, you let me go

You stole my star
You stole my star

I could've been a princess....you'd be a king

Sweet Disguise

I never got it right,

that's how this breaks down.

I never see things through,

I always carry the weight for you, for you.

And now I hesitate,

with every step I take

I fear my back might break

if I don't leave today.

Always trying to please everyone

that I met and I ended up losing it all

but all that shit is gone,

all that shit is gone

I guess I felt abused,

is that something you choose?

In a cheap disguise,

I did everything for you.

Always trying to please everyone that I met

and I eneded up losing it all

but all that shit is gone,

all that shit is gone.

All that shit is gone,

all that shit is gone.

I never got it right,

I always carry the weight for you.

Anna Sun

Screen falling off the door door hanging off the hinges
My feet are still sore my back is on the fringes
We tore up the walls we slept on couches
We lifted this house we lifted this house

Fire-crackers in the east my car parked south
Your hands on my cheeks your shoulder in my mouth
I was up against the wall on the west mezzanine
We rattle this town we rattle this scene

O, Anna Sun!
O, Anna Sun!

What do you know? this house is falling apart

What can I say? this house is falling apart

We got no money, but we got heart

We're gonna rattle this ghost town
This house is falling apart

Screen falling off the door door hanging off the hinges
My feet are still sore my back is on the fringes
We were up against the wall on the west mezzanine
We rattle this town we rattle this scene

O, Anna Sun!
O, Anna Sun!

What do you know? this house is falling apart
What can I say? this house is falling apart
We got no money, but we got heart
We're gonna rattle this ghost town
This house is falling apart

Live my life without
Station wagon rides
Fumbling around the back
Not one seat belt on
Wait for summertime
Coming up for air
Now it's all a wash
Now it's all a wash

Live my life without
Coming up for air
Now it's all a wash
I want everyone
Racing down the hill
I am faster than you
Wait for summertime
Wait for summertime
O, Anna Sun!
-Walk the Moon

im radioactive

I'm waking up to ash and dustI wipe my brow and I sweat my rustI'm breathing in the chemicalsI'm breaking in, shaping up, checking out on the prison busThis is it, the apocalypseWhoa I'm waking up, I feel it in my bonesLove to make my systems blowWelcome to the new age, to the new ageWelcome to the new age, to the new ageWhoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactiveWhoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactiveI raise my flags, don my clothesIt's a revolution, I supposeWe'll paint it red to fit right inWhoaI'm breaking in, shaping up, checking out on the prison busThis is it, the apocalypseWhoaI'm waking up, I feel it in my bonesLove to make my systems blowWelcome to the new age, to the new ageWelcome to the new age, to the new ageWhoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactiveAll systems go, sun hasn't diedDeep inside my bones, straight from insideI'm waking up, I feel it in my bonesLove to make my systems blow...-Imagine Dragons

I am a dangerous thing;

I stole a car 
In my head 
Just to give a friend a lift 
Up the coast, somewhere close, to save him 

I robbed a bank 

Just for love

To give to those who don't have much

Here's the cash

Buy life back

I'll take the heat' 

But something's still wrong with me 
I'll be waiting for something remarkable 
I'll keep listening, oh, with my ear to the wall 
Can you help me? 
Cuz' I 
I
Am a dangerous thing 

If words were bullets, in a gun 
I probably would have killed someone 
And I'd just be another famous outlaw 

I'd sell myself, for a piece of bread 

I'm tired, tired of all of it 

Could use a break, a holiday 

Far, far from me 

So bring on a symphony 
I'll be waiting for something remarkable 
I'll keep listening, oh, with my ear to the wall 
Can you help me? 
Cuz' I 
I 
Am a dangerous thing 

Oh, with my ear to the wall 
I'll be waiting for something remarkable 
I'll keep listening, oh, with my ear to the wall 
Can you help me? 
Cuz' I
I
Am a dangerous thing 

SPEW

enjoy boys

No! Stop touching me! I AM THE NIGHT!

whaaaaleessss

this is stunning

Why tea is so very magical:

oh em geeeeeeeee

are you fucking kidding me?

what a dapper feline

FURRET! OH MY GOD!

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING BIG FURRET IS!?

ITS BIGGER THAN FUCKING CHARIZARD

I ONLY FOUND THIS OUT TODAY AND NOW I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF FURRET

it doesn't look that bi-

oh.

holy fuck.

EPIC JOURNALSSSS

i will attempt to make one of these one day (and fail)

GGFDSHKSLGL...grabby hands!!!

Well...now i know

haha

HOLY SHIT BATMAN THATS EPIC!!!!!!!!

PERIOD PANTIES!!!!!!!!!

Orcas

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring-these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

 THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

my brain today