Friday, February 26, 2010

PROOF We Are Living In The End Of Times

The fact that music like this exists, and people support it, and they are even somewhat famous, is not only proof that there is no god, but that there is no hope for humanity. I haven't heard this band before today, and now I have the urge to shoot myself. There is no way these guys can possibly get laid. It's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. I gotta say though, it's really nice of these girls in the video to spend time with the mentally handicapped. If you like this band, or this kind of music, or their terrible fashion, kill yourself. Throw yourself off of a cliff, hang yourself, saw away at your wrists, whatever it takes. There is no rationalization for your existence, you are sub human as far as I'm concerned, and you are supporting vile and garbage that is polluting the world. Fucking kill yourself. My god, there are so many people I want to punch in the face....goddamn. Like are these two guys fucking serious? And do they serrrriously have the same fucking hair style? Wack.

Aside from being hillllariously cynical

Aside from being hilariously cynical;
Aside from being a hilariously cynical motherfucker,

Here's whats up: I don't wanna ramble too much, so I'll be a cynical asshole for a split second. This is probably unprofessional of me to bash other musicians, but I don't care. I still can't BELIEVE how terrible the band Brokencyde is. Kings of Leon is also pretty atrocious. Something about that lead singer's voice really bothers me. It makes me want to uppercut Jeffree Star in his vagina. Don't even get me started on the lack of talent that creation produces.


Holy shit guys, let's start supporting legit bands please? Stop paying for and supporting useless troglodyte artists who have such a negative message to the upcoming generation.


Also I've said it before and I'll say it again. Twitter is proof that there is no god, and that we are living in the end times. I can't believe how retarded that website has made so many people. God what can I say about Twitter?... please don't give me updates on all the little things you do, I really don't give a shit if you just finished masturbating in a Jack in the Box parking lot.

OWL CITY

I thought I'd breakdown and bare my soul on the artist/band I really can't fucking stand...Owl City...my god. I really feel uncomfortable calling Adam Young "OWL CITY". A) because its a really fucking stupid name and B) it's just one guy. Why would you call yourself a band name if your just one guy? Why wouldn't you tour as Adam Young..because it's a common name? I mean Owl City is so...idk it fits. The songs though...cause all the songs are like the rantings and writings of an autistic four year old...these weird fantasy mystical... things of 'you know hes so removed from real life' 'hes just out there man'..he just sits there daydreams and writes down what he envisions. I hate when people call themselves band names like Rocketsummer and Owl City...if your doing everything just give yourself the credit. Why do you go under some weird cryptic name? so people have to look you up? so people are like Who the fuck is owl city? then you realize your one guy. What am I supposed to be impressed that your just one guy pulling off all this shit?...It just sounds like your just tinkering away at some keyboard.. it sounds terrible. I read that people think Owl City rips off Postal Service and yeah they do sound alike but I'm not gonna say he rips them off but I guess they're trying to create some new shit genre. You really can't call it indi it leans more towards emo....it sounds like if you took indi music and had it's balls ripped off by some rabid wolverines where it's like indi but without the edge. I don't know how to describe it...synthpop? Where Lady Gaga fits in. Just genres' these days have no boundaries they go all over the place...I will give Adam Young this...the songs they dont sound like anything else. it's a pretty genuine sound. I cant see the audience for this where you just wanna sit down and envision yourself on a vanilla beach or whatever the fuck the songs are called. Vanilla Twilight? Umbrella Beach? The songs on this cd Ocean Eyes sounds so wimpy. Vanilla Twilight sounds like a song that would be great on a Sega game...but the second he opens his mouth it turns to shit. Whats with all the autotune? I dont know what this guy sounds like without it he, pretty much relys on it.. he sounds like...Microsoft Sam got a fucking record deal. The song Fireflys is just..gay. I don't know what happened with rock music like Kings of Leon...they don't exactly rock. Nothing sounds new..

Ke$ha sucks...

She clearly cant sing.....singer songwriter....nails on a chalkboard voice.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant even rant abut her shes so lame

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Some songs to ponder;

Holiday Unheard - Painting The White Elephant, And His Face Lit Up Blue
The Hope Fallacy- Behind Closed Doors
I Never Heard The Bullet- Why Does The Pavement Seem So
John Wayne Hero- Marlin Heroin
Got No Shame- Stranded
Head Automatica- Lying Through Your Teeth, Beating Heart Baby
Head Over Hills- I'll Admit, Musically Inclined
Goodnight Gravity- Wouldnt Change A Thing
ForgetMeNot- My Daisy
A Kidnap In Color- Vanity Fair
Keepsake Summer- Sleepers Just Dont Know
Explosions In The Sky- Your Hand In Mine