Sunday, September 16, 2012
FURRET! OH MY GOD!
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING BIG FURRET IS!?
ITS BIGGER THAN FUCKING CHARIZARD
I ONLY FOUND THIS OUT TODAY AND NOW I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF FURRET
ITS BIGGER THAN FUCKING CHARIZARD
I ONLY FOUND THIS OUT TODAY AND NOW I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF FURRET
it doesn't look that bi-
oh.
holy fuck.
EPIC JOURNALSSSS
i will attempt to make one of these one day (and fail)
GGFDSHKSLGL...grabby hands!!!
Orcas
Guys,
let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are
mean motherfuckers. They
cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two,
eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are
such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t
dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as
Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder?
Because orcas
fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so
now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how
to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod
has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to
offspring-these
scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they
do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like
crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach
themselves just for the thrill of killing.Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are
too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well,
let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
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