Saturday, November 2, 2013

Lisa Olsen's Awesome CONTEST!

So I first discovered Lisa not too long ago. One of her books popped up on Amazon. I wasn't tooo into vampires. I mean Twilight killed them! But I read a sample and I immediately bought the book. And then proceeded to stalk Lisa on FB like a good little minion. I have since then bought every single book in the Forged series and have reread them repeatedly. (I'm totally Bishops soul mate, totally) Here's the link to her contest on her blog:

http://www.lisaolsen.net/join-the-world-of-forged-bloodlines/

Basically you do these little quick quests, and she picks someone to put in her book. Like one of US. Us as in you or me. AWESOME! 

I hope you win! 


You kidding I hope I win!

Here's the Forged series. Pictures of the books in order and the respective amazon links :) 
The links are directly under the book covers


Forged Bloodlines: BEST SERIES EVER






http://www.amazon.com/Wake-When-Goes-Forged-Bloodlines-ebook/dp/B006OUJYXY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383418225&sr=8-1&keywords=wake+me+when+the+sun

Synopsis from Amazon:
 "It was ironic that this happened to me; I was never a night person at heart. So you can see right off the bat why a vampire was the very last thing I would have chosen to be."

Anja Evans wakes up in the morgue with a hell of a hangover. It takes almost eating her best friend before she figures out... she's a vampire. When a dark and dangerous vampire shows up at her door asking to see her license and registration, Anja assumes Bishop is a regular cop. But breeding among vampires is strictly controlled, and her unlicensed status makes her an enemy of The Order. Struggling to find a balance between her former life and her undead one, Anja tries to blend school and living up to her new identity, all while searching to find the elusive Viking, whose blood gave Anja the strength of a vampire hundreds of years old.
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http://www.amazon.com/Meet-When-Goes-Forged-Bloodlines-ebook/dp/B0092BULCA/ref=pd_sim_kstore_1

Synopsis from Amazon:
"Do you ever wish you could take something back the instant you say it? One moment Bishop and I were kissing under the moonlight, and then I had to go and open my big fat mouth."

The bodycount rises in the next chapter of Anja's afterlife and not in a good way. Anja finds herself attracting a lot of attention from the police and the vampire community alike, and now she's got a stalker making her life difficult at every turn. At her side is darkly intense Bishop, but how long will their happiness last once her absent Sire reappears? To complicate things, it's getting increasingly difficult to keep up the façade of humanity among her family and friends, and her school keeps expecting her to go to classes... What's a vampire to do when ice cream therapy proves ineffective?

Torn between the man she loves and the primal lure she feels towards Jakob, Anja must fight for what she wants... just as soon as she figures out what that is.
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http://www.amazon.com/Find-When-Goes-Forged-Bloodlines-ebook/dp/B00BJL07CK/ref=pd_sim_kstore_1

Synopsis from Amazon:
"You know, we've never really talked about what it means that you've claimed me."

Newbie vamp Anja Evans is eager to find out what it means to be claimed by sexy, vampire cop, Bishop. Unfortunately, he's been transferred by the Order and she's left to fend for herself. Eager to make up for his betrayal, bodyguard Rob offers a surprise trip to England, but will Anja find her happy ever after taking her place in vampire society? Or will the cutthroat political climate reveal what drove Bishop out of Europe in the first place? To complicate matters, there's a vampire hunter on the loose wreaking havoc on the streets of London. Is Bishop being overprotective, as usual, or is Anja in real peril of losing her head? Mortal danger aside, the real threat to Bishop and Anja may just come from within.
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http://www.amazon.com/Miss-When-Goes-Forged-Bloodlines-ebook/dp/B00DYB1UYC/ref=pd_sim_kstore_2

Synopsis from Amazon:
"Little old me, Anja Evans - art college drop out, relative newbie in vampire society and newly single without Bishop by my side - the new Jarl of the Northwest? Great googly moogly... how did I get myself into these things?"

There are new responsibilities for Anja to live up to as well as her growing entourage of friends crowding her out of house and home. With the news that Bishop is out of the picture, Jakob is back, his patience growing thin as he waits for Anja to put aside her petty distractions and take her place by his side. But Anja doesn't want to spend her life as an ornament, she's resolved to bring a sense of humanity back to the vampire community. With her newfound abilities (and a few well placed allies), the Order doesn't stand a chance against Anja and her determination to provide Sanctuary to any vampire that needs it. But the dangers in Anja's life might come from within the walls she's built to keep herself safe.
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Synopsis from Amazon:
"Me, Anja Evans, the new Elder of the West? Had I slid into an alternate dimension? What else was wonky here? Would someone bust in and announce a tornado full of sharks on the horizon in the next instant?"

Anja maintains her steady rise to power as she asserts herself as the newest vamp on the block in the world of political intrigue. Returning to England, this time as Elder of the West, to attend the first vampire Gathering held in over fifty years, she can't wait to see friends and foes alike. Not everyone's happy to see Anja again, but strangely enough, old enemy Simon Corley is the one who welcomes her with open arms. Will Anja find a new ally in the Warden of Vetis, or should she stop and count her fillings? Convinced she's over Bishop, will her resolve hold once she actually sees him, or will any hope of rekindling their love fizzle as soon as he opens his mouth? And what about Rob - can he truly keep those deep feelings bottled up inside, or will they spill out, especially when Anja's life is in danger?


BEST SERIES EVER! 


Thursday, September 26, 2013

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. Read her. Here are her books with synopsis and respective links below. (amazon kindle links)

 
Trapped for decades, a powerful god seeks freedom . . . and revenge. But the only thing that can save him is the passion of a woman's touch . . .

Emma Keane is your average city girl trying to get a date. There's just one thing holding her back: the disembodied male voice speaking to her through her mind. Sound kind of crazy? Maybe. But crazy turns downright deadly when the voice persuades her to travel to the wilds of the Mayan jungle. There she will free his body-his incredibly hot, muscled, naked body.

Humans are so frail, so undisciplined, so susceptible to love. And when this ancient being connects with Emma, the feelings she sparks drive him utterly mad. Protective, keep-her-close, never-let-her-go kind of mad. Which might not be such a bad thing because from the moment the beautiful, passionate Emma unshackles his body, they are hunted at every turn. Now he'll have to do everything in his power to keep her safe. But will it be enough?
 
 

 
This is book 2 in the New York Times and USA Today bestselling paranormal romance Accidentally Yours series.
 
 "If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't...Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she's still yours according to vampire law."

- Niccolo DiConti, General of the Vampire Queen's Army.
 
After a three-century "time out," legendary vampire Niccolo DiConti vows to fulfill an ancient prophecy and, along the way, defeat the demented queen of the damned. All he has to do is find his human mate, seduce her into agreeing to become a vampire, and bond her to him forever. Luckily, he's handsome, charming, and mind-blowing in bed. How hard could this be?

On vacation in sultry Mexico, biologist Helena Strauss makes the discovery of a lifetime when she meets Niccolo-and finds herself caught in a world of supernatural secrets and dangerous delights. Even more shocking is that he seems to know everything about her and claims her as his true immortal companion. Sure, she can't take her eyes-or mouth-off this gorgeous, perfect being. But can a hot-blooded gal like her really settle down with a cold-hearted vampire?
 
 

 
Living in New York City, Penelope Trudeau has seen a lot of weird stuff-but nothing like the insane redhead who accosts her with a wild proposition. Penelope will get a million dollars if she has a baby with the strange woman's brother. With her mother dying from a mysterious disease, Penelope can use the money. Yet the terrified waitress is adamant that her womb and eggs are not for sale . . . until she meets her intended mate. He's impressively built, gorgeous, and red-hot, literally. He's a freaking immortal Sun God.

For thousands of years, Kinich (Nick to his friends) didn't believe in fraternizing with humans, so procreating with them is definitely a no-no. But after one sizzling encounter with the beautiful, passionate Penelope, Nick begins to think he was wrong . . . until he realizes meeting Penelope was just another one of his crazy sister's schemes at manipulation. But now that he has Penelope in his life, he can't let her go. Especially because doing so means throwing her into the hands of his dangerous enemies
 
 

 
"Make no mistake, I am not the sort of god who enjoys playing games. When I return, you will tell me everything-who and what you are-then we shall spend the evening making love."
 
When Maggie O'Hare hears those words she thinks she's lost her mind. One minute she was traipsing around the Mayan jungle looking for her father's excavation site; the next she's accused of being immortal by a guy who swears he's a god. And as for the making love part . . . well, the fact that it sounds like a very good idea is a sure sign she's gone mad. But this guy who calls himself the God of Virility-he's superhot. And every time he touches her, something crazy happens.

Backlum Chaam has waited seventy thousand years to meet the woman Fate has chosen for him, and now that she's here, he can't believe his luck. Maggie is brilliant and gorgeous and everything he could have dreamed of . . . except that she insists she's human. But Chaam knows that's impossible-a god could never love a human. And if he seduces one, their passion could have the power to destroy mankind . . .
 
 

 
This is book 4 in the New York Times and USA Today bestselling Accidentally Yours paranormal romance series.

Meet Dr. Antonio Acero. Heir to Spain's wealthiest family, world-renowned physicist, and dedicated bachelor. While on vacation in southern Mexico, Antonio discovers an ancient Mayan tablet. Local legends say it contains magical properties, properties that could put his stalling research on the map.

But is this really his lucky break?

When Antonio attempts to put the tablet to use, he'll discover that Fate has other plans. Her name is Ixtab, and she's quite possibly the deadliest deity who ever lived.

 

 
DAKOTA DANE IS ABOUT TO TELL A LIE SHE'LL WISH SHE HADN'T. Because her lie is dangerous, sexy, and just showed up on campus, angry as hell and looking for her...

Ugly duckling Dakota Dane has a new boyfriend. He’s male-model gorgeous, built to perfection, wealthy, and smart. He is also a lie. As in, 100% fabricated. Does it matter that Dakota has a perfectly good reason for making him up? Not really. Not when Dakota’s made-up boyfriend shows up in the flesh.

So is she crazy? All signs point to maybe. But the walking, talking enigma with the deadly vibe isn’t about to give her any answers or let her out of his sight. And with college just around the corner, Dakota fears her dreams of a bright future have just collided with a dark rabbit hole…
 

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

A Kingdom Without a King

I'm a cloud drifting by
Dripping tears from the sky
I'm a snail without a shell
A leper with a golden bell
I've got nowhere to go
I'm a stray cat on the roam
Choking on a chicken bone
For a home sweet, no sweet home

For a root, for a leaf, for a branch, for a tree
For something, somebody, that reminded them of me

Running with my roots pulled up
Caught me cold so they could cut
What there was left of love
I'm rootless, I'm rootless

Work your fingers to the bone
Building castles out of snow
I'm a nomad walking on
Humming to the same old song
Lower case society
Tied to no community
A kingdom without a king

With no sense of belonging

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Good Enough Ain't Shit

Good enough is passable. Good enough is settling for what you've already got. Good enough is a 6.5/10 girl on a drunken night. Good enough is NOT great. People everyday settle for good enough. Settling means that you no longer have to work hard. Settling is basically retirement.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

YAY stuff










 OMG I WANNA GO ^^^









Saturday, March 9, 2013

OHMYFUCK

his face is amazing!

Otterbox..Thingy...

So I got an OtterBox since the zoo is a hazardous place for a phone. Lots of concrete...water and animal shit. God knows what else. So got the Armor Series or whateva. Don't think I have it on right? But I mean...how hard could it be to put it on wrong? There's this many steps:

1. Unclasp both clasps
2. Put phone in
3. Slide back on
4. Reclasp clasps.....THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG? 

ARGH it just doesn't look like the back is completely sealed :( 


Is it me? Or does it not seem like the back fits correctly?

Keep Calm and Have an Orgasm.

Just DO IT


BOOM

Oh yeah, I'm back! I totally forgot to say that. HAHA BITCHES. Like always, I don't accept comments on this page, cause well..comments are stupid. Save the, for someone who gives a shit ay? BOOM.






Winning.

VALIANT

I really don't give a shit who knows. I'm ridiculously obsessed with Valiant. One of my favorite books. So go fuck yourself if you're gonna judge.

Mine.
MinemineminemineMINE!

In Memory of Ruben

I think I'm going to make Thursday Ruben's Day....In honor of the day he was born on. Fitting? I guess. There are really no words to say.....
I could sing a thousand songs about you still that would not do
There’s a million tiny things that make the things that you do, you
Cause nothing else here in the world can bring the happiness you bring