Tuesday, October 6, 2009

You're so milk and roses

Burn, burn the house on fire
I’m so sick and tired
I can still remember your sound
It’s cut cut cutting me
Down I’m locked and loaded
You’re so milk and roses
And I am just a letdown of your hound
It’s cut cut cutting me
Like slow poison

Too fake

Cause I'm just too fake for the world
I know it's just a game to me
I'm just too fake you see
I wish I didn't have to be but watch out
I got too much soul for the world
It's breaking my heart in two
I got too much soul for you
I don't like it but it's true

My first earthquake

Had a fantasy about dark socks
Had a cup of tea, thought earl grey rocks
All of this leads me here to say
I'm not cool enough in the cool way.

Coast guard, be kind
You were first in your class so you thought you had passed
But the truth is the wind filling up your masts
Is just hot air and emergency flares
So don't be surprised if your shipmates don't care
Pirate, pay up
You're the only one-legged man I know
To whom else would I sell these wooden toes
But your parrot goes mute at the offer of substitute
Sailor, lean back
You came off the ship looking way too hip
In your tight white pants and your navy blue bibs
Into your arms you took the first girl you eyed
She melted as Dad welled with pride

Monday, October 5, 2009

Twenty years of bad decisions

Won't let your lousy reputation throw me
off
If I had one shred of common sense I would have already left..don't ask how long I've been waiting here you can probably guess. Tracing the arc of the hour hand. This clock's incredibly slow. You ask how long I've been waiting here. I've been hanging out. And counting down the time that I've been wasting, I've been holding on for way too long your always worth the wait though, I guess. There ain't two ways about it I can't keep letting this go. And the promises..I promise it. You know your gonna break it. Instead of throwing up your hands...why don't you tell me what you were trying to tell me? I'm sick of breaking all these plans. Now, it's starting to kill me. I'm about as close to making sense as I am ever going to get. Is that how quickly I'd be gone? And just read my lips. They're pretty loose. But I can't overstate who's kidding who? Falling over backwards for you. Falling over everybody else..I put myself in that position. Every single time I have the chance.I know it's not my business, to be digging up these things I shouldn't know. Twenty years of bad decisions haven't taught me much at all. Separate events you're making..everyone pretends it's not your fault and all of this offense you're taking, doesn't really bother me at all. Having every question answered doesn't help when you're not supposed to know anything. Another textbook situation. Everything I think I know, I've read..what's the point of medication?All it makes me wish; that I were dead. It's pretty clear that you are me. It's written here on every single page. I'm smitten but not stupid, I can read it all over your face. I should've known that this would happen from the start. This kind of function's gonna have to fall apart. I guess before I would've sworn that we were friends, maybe this problem points towards some larger trend? But I still don't understand..what this whole thing's about and all the words that you said are somehow stuck in my mouth and this was going so well. But I don't know what I did..all I really can tell, is I've been hit. Well there's only so much drama I can stand. And this is just about as far as I will bend.. so get your hands of my lapel because I think it's time to go. You know before I could've sworn that we were friends...so now that's how these problems always seem to end. I'm breaking my own rules becoming someone else. Everybody says I oughtta get over myself I'm thinking I can't move..if there isn't somewhere else to go. I've probably made mistakes that I've forgotten, it's all ambiguous now. I'd be willing to take the shape of what you wanted, I could just figure it out. You're never gonna understand what you're seeing..but later you'll pretend you can and you'll mean it. You might think it's all in your head but you're not certain anymore. I wouldn't put much talk in that 'cause the fact is it doesn't matter what you ask, it's who you're asking. Well, I'd say go throw it away if it's not working anymore. Well you've been taken and it's gonna hurt. Love's a classic 'cause it always works. This is a classic bluff because it always works on you. I got this whole thing figured out. I guess I better write it down, now cause presently my memory's not terribly sound. Everything is twice around, now it shouldn't be this hard..I guess I'm not as smart as I'd like to think I am. And even though you won't admit it now I know. I guess it isn't any news. This keeps coming out in two's. If history repeats itself then what can I do? Nothing I can say is news to you. Let's get this calendar straight. I shouldn't try to make sense of anything that goes on..when it goes on again and again and again. I'm buried underneath these opportunities...selective memories. Well, I'll bet you'll forget about me. If there was a problem I can't solve I'd just forget about it. I've always had everything I wanted and never doubted that I'd someday have my cake and eat it too..but lately something tells me I've been fooled.

This is bad

real bad,

michael jackson.



here's to all the pretty words.

Mediocre bad guys can really bring you down

I was sitting, waiting, wishing. You believed in superstitions. Then maybe you'd see the signs. Lord knows that this world is cruel. And I ain't the lord, no I'm just a fool learning.. loving somebody don't make them love you. Must I always be waiting, waiting on you? Must I always be playing your fool. I sang your songs, I danced your dance. I gave your friends, all a chance. Putting up with them wasn't worth never having you. Maybe you've been through this before, but it's my first time, so please ignore the next few lines, cause they're directed at you. I keep playing your part. But it's not my scene, want this plot to twist. I've had enough mystery. Keep building it up then shooting me down. But I'm already down. Well if I was in your position I'd put down all my ammunition, I'd wonder why it had taken me so long. But lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was I wouldn't be so cruel. Look at you out to make a deal. You try to be appealing but you lose your appeal. And what about those shoes you’re in today? They’ll do no good on the bridges you burnt along the way. And what about your mind? Does it shine or are there things that concern you more than your time? And what about your soul? Is it cold? Is it straight from the mold and ready to be sold? And I'm just a waste of his, energy. He's just wasting my time. Don't give me comic book sad looks no more. Please don't use those same excuses you've used before. You told yourself so many times it's ok. So eager to try but you just don't know how to come back down and now you'll, beat me up and break me down...hoping I don't come around. Kick me when I'm on the ground. Impressions, you've made impressions. They're going nowhere. They're just going to wait here if you let them, please don't let them. And if they're going to haunt me, please collect them.

concrete ocean


You can walk around with no pants






as long as you keep that shirt on.




a beautiful army


Consider me;

Every time I turn the conversation to something deeper than the weather I can feel you all but shutting down. And when I need an explanation for the silence you just tell me you don't wanna talk about it now. What you're not saying is coming in loud and clear we're at a crossroads here. If I'm not the one thing you can't stand to lose, if I'm not that arrow to the heart of you, if you think you can do better than this then I guess we're done. Let's not drag this on, consider me gone. With you I've always been wide open like a window or an ocean. There's nothing I've ever tried to hide. So when you leave me not knowin where you're going I start thinkin that we're lookin we're lookin at goodbye. How about a strong shot of honesty don't you owe that to me...? Consider me a memory. Consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old photograph, someone who used to make you laugh....

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Dewbot =]














Excuse my mood, my nigga...but I feel a bit Decepticon.





dewbot

Noo need to be rude but WTF?!

BUT HOLY FUCK! For your entertainment. Some pics I found with some of the comments..:


Mckinley: very nice ill lick u all over


Mckinley..again: very nice ill suck your tattoo on your ass cheeks

Young: thatz a bomb azz doggy style

Tyler: it luks like u like it like that plus a place 2 put my hand at







Tha Lone Wolf: ILL HAVE U BITIN THA PILLOW!!!


"WAT U C IS WAT U GET!"

RINGLEADER: Well what I c is u squatin like that ova my face


"HIT IT DADDY"


Mckinley: okay am putting my big black juicy thick mandingo inside now from the back Some..loser: DAMMMMMN!!! nice view yummmm, baby you turn me on bad you should come over 2 springfield so i can hit that you just got my cock hard





For those who know Mckinnor...NO I DID NOT MISSPELL HIS NAME. So don't even think it. Mckinley is...lmao someone with really bad taste

She's my world ♥














itty bitty ♥

Some people..

Mark Appleyard lands absolutely perfect. He has the smoothest style on the skateboard. Not only is he amazing, his style is perfectttt. He lands everything....

Making the art of snowboarding truly legit... Jamie Lynn...his style is so smooth. Theres probably many boarders trying his bronc style...hes always pushed the limits. A lot of people look up to him. He's another one who changed the sport.

Tom Curren...41 and a beast. You can not touch his technique. He has one of the best styles ever. Perfect style, hes it. He's untouchable. He approaches a wave so differently from other people. He has natural style. He is liquid man...he should be a super hero.

Men and mascara always run

He knows exactly what to do. Whenever I'm alone with him I can barely make a move by the time he opens up his eyes. He sings to me at night. He's singing...I know that he barely knows me I'm not faking love with him. It's like I'm singing karaoke and I forgot the second verse. But I can make up my own words. I know our love is new I barely know ya, I've fallen over you. It's the way you do the things you do that made me fall in love with you, are you in love with me too? He's got a little bit of money. And a little bit of this. And it's all we need to live. I got a little bit of love. And a little bit of that. And it's all I have to give. This time I'll try no to show that I'm not letting go. But the weather is cold now and hes still wrapped up in things that can keep him warm, unlike him she's the one that would heat up the winter air to keep him close. Now we'll get away..we keep on retaking the photographs. They'll never change the way we kiss goodbye, the way we hold our hands, the way we walk alone, the way we have no plan..this is something I'd like to forget. These numbers repeat themselves. These phone calls have no destination..dialing just anything to hear your voice tonight. I'm all ears, and I hear nothing. When it's convenient you walk through the door with a laid back look on your face. And all the people that you choose to ignore will never run in your race. had a feeling it would end up like this. I should have never closed my eyes or kissed. I didn't notice you reached in with your hand, ripped my heart and my soul out and left me broken. If you're the killer then I'm ready to die. Just remember me when I'm gone. If you're the devil then I'm with you tonight running to finish our song...All my innocence for the taking, I think I'm just about to lose this race. All my senses have been awaken... with a pretty face. I hope you're happy in your special place. You have a way of coming easily to me. And when you take, you take the very best of me. So I start a fight cause I need to feel something and you do what you want cause I'm not what you wanted. What a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day, just walk away, no use defending words that you will never say. And now that I'm sitting here thinking it through, I've never been anywhere cold as you. You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray and I stood there loving you and wished them all away..and you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you. You never did give a damn thing honey but I cried for you. And I know you wouldn't have told nobody if I died..died for you. I think its time we move on now. Looking out my bedroom window...see the planes take off one by one they come and go on and on on and on. I think about the places I'd go I think about this place I call home. All the shots and all that come all around...red light blinking in the twilight tracing in a path right out of here and now. Don't you think its quiet around here? Doesn't seem so much to do here..thinking back to this time last year, good times good, times good times. Don't you think we stay for too long? Don't you think the color has gone? Get on a plane.. it can't be wrong. Moving on. Those things, they look empty. But wait til it all comes down. Nothings going on round here, it's time I left town. Got a feeling I've gotta get out..before it brings me down.



I'm not coming back, I'm not gonna react, I'm not doing shit for you. I'm not sitting around while your tearing it down around us. I'm not living a lie while you swim in denial cause you're already dead and gone. You'll leave me out on the curb just like everyone else before you. Welcome to my world. Where everyone I ever need always ends up leaving me alone. Another lesson burned and I'm drowning in the ashes, kicking, screaming, welcome to my world. I don't care what you think, I'm not doing this again. I'm not another girl or a mother to take your shit out on. So let's see what you got and let's see what you're not. And whatever else you pretend you've defended my intentions long enough. So here I am again, in the middle of the end. The choice I wish I'd made, I always make too late. Welcome to my world. Empty bottle of wine on the hardwood floor. Last night, he said she was the one... but men and mascara always run. Did I give my love too soon or wait too long? Did I take it a little too easy, or put it on too strong? She was looking for love; he was looking for fun. She ain't getting any younger...It wasn't supposed to be this way. Staring in the mirror, with little black rivers runningdown her face... Tomorrow's gonna be a brand new day. She'll wake up in the morning and wash it all away.

Until compared

your only unique
until compared..to every other worthless fuck


you can't afford to live like this
you can't be dumb enough to dream this big



i take some pretty coooool pics =]

i'm gonna hate to see you go;

trying to waste the energy i'll never spend on you

if im over this by morning thats a future i can't see...

Out of sight, out of mind

And now you wish that you meant something...
And now you wish that you met someone..
And now you wish that you meant something to somebody else...


I would wait forever.

But still you wish....
Well ok, I guess nothing good has happened yet.
Well I'll pray, that I'll be alright.
don't waste your breath and just fade away
My attention along with all my hopes, have wasted away
I'll put the sparkle back in to your eyes, just not, this time.
I guess this is what it feels like to be the ocean
I'm looking through books,
pages upon pages of rusted up
history of you and me
and everything around us.
Our stories were crowded
in between other books about
dragons and witches,
knights-in-shining-armor and the
damsels-in-distress.
But, you always told me
our adventures were different;
our adventures consisted of comedies
and tragedies.
rivalries and relationships.
Battles won and battles lost.
I always thought though,
"Those sound just like
all the other stories that
surround us. So just why
exactly are ours so different?"
You smiled,
and i felt your fingers
lace with mine.
You smiled and told me
(in such a matter-of-factly tone)
"What we share, it's all real.
Nothing about beautifully-scaled dragons,
or wizards who flew on broomsticks,
or talking animals,
or knights who rescued princesses from
faraway prisons.
Our stories are reality

Saturday, October 3, 2009

how to kill a ninja

Picking A Target:
If you wanna kill a ninja, you're gonna need to find a ninja. Unfortunately, like Osama Bin Laden, ninjas are very well hidden and are very hard to find without thousands of soldiers searching for one. But unlike Osama, ninjas aren't only in Afghanistan and underground! Ninjas can be anywhere, but most likely there will probably be a ninja behind your back and when you turn around!! He goes back to behind your back with a knife. If you don't move or turn around for more than 30 hours...the ninja will kill you with the knife! Ninjas are masters of deception, and will therefore typically be hidden in your surroundings. Observe the people around, but what you shouldn't look for are people who you could imagine are ninjas. They are incredible actors, so when locating ninjas, the ninja is likely hidden as the most unninja amongst the people you know. Therefore, by definition, attacking the most fail person you know, and there is a high possibility that you've just killed a ninja.

Make Sure He's A Real Ninja...
A lot of people try to pretend to be ninjas, but they're not ninjas. Those are just common folk that are into Naruto...Unless they have followed the HowTo Become A Ninja guide. But those people never cosplay as retarded losers; they usually cosplay as real Ninjas, like Yoshimistu, Altair, and the French Spiderman. Make sure they are a real ninja, because if he isn't and you kill him, that is murder and you will be arrested. Plus, Jesus will hate you for committing murder, and Jesus is like fifty ninjas (and ten Chuck Norrises) put together, so be careful. Remember, real Ninjas (notice the Capital 'N') never cosplay, they disguise themselves. That's a good start for identification. Duh...

Ugh I'm bored....
catch ya later people.

ps- If you are reading this article you probably don't have a life because you probably live on the internet..... =]


You know your a ninja ifffff;

your life has been threatened with pink poison
have the ability to eat fire
have the "eye of the tiger"
you can run 15 mph
your name starts with d, j, e, a, or i
you know how to kill someone with a chicken and a piece of string
you have more than one blood-stained sword
you have a cool hood thing that covers your mouth

those are just some ways to know if your one...

=]



people often ask me if my nip piercings hurt....












No...they didn't.






Get like me.

WoooWooo


This kid is hotttttttttttt

hmmmm

this kid pretty much knows decent music. some i totally disagree with. Owl City only has 3 good songs. And well...as for Breathe Electric..haha fucking suckssss. Atleast he has half good taste =]

Blessthefall, Attack Attack!, Oh Sleeper, Iwrestledabearonce, Suicide Silence, Harp And Lyre, I See Stars, Burden Of A Day, There For Tomorrow, Asking Alexandria, Mychildren Mybride, Parkway Drive, A Day To Remember, Sky Eats Airplane, The Devil Wears Prada, Anberlin, Salt The Wound, Greeley Estates, Underoath, Chiodos, Bring Me The Horizon, The Word Alive, Escape The Fate, From Legends To Nancy, Iscreamhello, Akissforjersey, LoveHateHero, Alesana, Our Last Night, Emarosa, Dance Gavin Dance, Beneath The Sky, Between The Trees, Emery, Dr. Manhattan, Black Tide, Killswitch Engage, Trivium, As I Lay Dying, Bullet For My Valentine, Trivium,Pantera, Winds Of Plague, Born Of Osiris, Glamour Of The Kill, Job For A Cowboy, Beneath The Massacre, Cry Of The Afflicted, Dropping Daylight, Aborted, Knights Of The Abyss, Emmure, God Forbid, Heaven Shall Burn, All Shall Perish, Whitechapel, In Fear and Faith, Veil of Maya, I Am Ghost, Deadlock, Lamb of God, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Haste the Day, The Chariot, Killwhitneydead, August Burns Red, Eyes Set to Kill, Atreyu, Mayday Parade, The Spill Canvas, Secondhand Serenade, Vanna, You Me At Six, The Human Abstract, Breathe Carolina, Catherine, Before Their Eyes, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Lower Definition, Conditions, Saosin, Circa Survive, All Time Low, Every Avenue, From First To Last, Ivoryline, Dead Poetic, From Autumn To Ashes, Inhale Exhale, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Slipknot, Anarbor, Four Year Strong, The Almost, All That Remains, The Autumn Offering, Arch Enemy, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Otep, Enter Shikari, Genghis Tron, As Cities Burn, A Static Lullaby, Blinded Black, Children of Bodom, Destroy the Runner, Across Five Aprils, Valencia, Story of the Year, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Higher, Four Letter Lie, Hit The Lights, My American Heart, Darkest Hour, Foxy Shazam, The Irish Front, I Killed The Prom Queen, Pierce the Veil, Poison the Well, Just Surrender, Linkin Park, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Memphis May Fire, Thrice, Still Remains, Midtown, A Skylit Drive, Norma Jean, A Rocket To the Moon, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Scenes and Sirens, Senses Fail, The Red Chord, Roadrunner United, Silverstein, The Secret Handshake, Ballet Brutality, Better Off Dead, Shinedown, A Line Before The Ocean, Twelve Gauge Valentine, Korn, System of a Down, Amarna Reign, Rise Against, The Sounds, Novella, Surrounded By Monsters, Like Skyscrapers, Never Shout Never, Alyria, Social Jet Lag, A Tragic Victory, VersaEmerge, Dodging Cathrine, Hey Caeser!, 5 Years And Counting, Burn Halo, A Way In Air, Dot Dot Curve, Pacifist, Silent Storm, I Sea Monsers

Monte $$$$$




bryan ♥

Escapeee the Fateee


Monte is wayyy hottttt





And they sang, "Ashley, baby, you make me feel so alive..I've got purpose once again"
Woohooo love this song.
look it up.
"Ashley"


Lights..

is a dumbass. just saw one of her interviews...lol



complete moron with shitty music.


mike...i still argue that automatic shoulda been in that song.

lights SUCKS.
And I knew you could never love me
I had so much sorrow inside
You could never reach
But can I still keep
A place in your heart
You broke my heart
You promised me the moon and stars
I fell for your dreams,
I fell for your lies
There was no other way
You know I tried

Thursday, October 1, 2009